A '10 Husbands' Virgin

A Lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced her 10th husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" The woman said, "Well... my ...

Husband #1 was a Sales Representative,
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services,
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from a Field Services,
he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing,
even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer,
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the- art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance & Administration,
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing,
although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a Psychologist,
all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a Gynecologist,
all he ever did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector,
all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband with a smile, "but, why?"
The woman said with a wider smile, "You're a Lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get SCREWED..!!"